Open Letter: Sic Him Edition
This mash note found its way to Metropolis:
“What a sad, sad man!!! Philip Noble should be fired from all of his writing jobs. The guy’s head is so far up his butt he might as well be eating his own crap every second of the day. He bragged about cheating on his wife in Elle Magazine and the whole article is him trying to justify his actions while simultaneously begging for everyone’s approval. Not only is he incredibly sexist, he isn’t even that great a writer. I’m going to boycott everything that prints his articles. I don’t approve of any publication that looks the other way for any type of discriminatory actions (whether or not it is printed by them). Plus, he even managed to make marriage sound like a joke! You’re a real class act Philip Noble! You’re mommy must be soo proud! Way to set a great example for your kids!!”
