Philip Nobel

Remainders, Miscellany and the Occasional Rant
June 16

And So It Begins

“Can I get an audience with the NPC and tell them about how I watched John McCain strangle kittens one night? And then I saw him have sex with children? While hopped up on meth? Wearing a diaper made out of the American flag?”
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Frontiers of Science: Clit-Envy Edition

“It was bigger and you didn’t have to wear your spectacles to see it.”
June 15

This Week's Guru: Sergio Yuppie

Sliding down Lombard Street. Listen to the bricks.
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Let the Sunshine in

“The supervising judge for matrimonial matters in Kings County, Jeffrey Sunshine, has a good point however, stating that ‘Couples can file uncontested divorces in any county, so if there’s a backlog in Manhattan or Queens, many may choose Brooklyn.’ He also credits the borough’s system as being the most user-friendly.”
June 14
All together now.
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Caught in the act: Horseshoe crabs mating in the Gowanus Canal.
Caught in the act: Horseshoe crabs mating in the Gowanus Canal.
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Lil' Russ

As a fellow Son of Buffalo, Queen City on the Lake, I am deeply unmoved by the death of Tim Russert. But Ambinder, after claiming that DC will shut down, has stopped posting altogether. Any excuse in a slow news month? I miss the primaries.
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Run Your Car on Snake Oil

With a 56-day money-back guarantee, how can you go wrong?
June 13
If I’d known it was going to be so impressive, I would have written the thing.
If I’d known it was going to be so impressive, I would have written the thing.
June 12
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Wipeout Report: Non-Wipeout Edition

Which is why I’m here to blog about it. Prospect Park. 35 mph. Heyo.
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Peter Pan?

Can’t believe I missed this in October.
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