2008
May
May 13th
Rats, Ship
Someone agrees with HRC on the softness of a delegate’s pledge.
May 13th
This should clear everything up.
May 13th
When Obama Wins...
…we will all shower in beer and soap will be replaced by bacon.
May 13th
May 13th
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SNL channels HRC: “I’m a sore loser…My supporters are racist…I have no...
May 12th
McCain's Wright
Gallup says it’s Bush.
May 12th
While we’re on the topic. Artist-inspired...
May 12th
I’ve been trying to place the provenance of Banana...
May 12th
Municipal Archive
World, Kio. Kio, world.
May 12th
May 11th
Fuck Mothers. It's Friends' Juvenilia...
Tomi, c.1988, rocking. And Matt and Jen star in Didactic Encounter, date unknown. Could they be any...
May 11th
This guy wasn’t at the Dumbo park today. But a lot of...
May 11th
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Good morning! (Also via Andrew Sullivan, the other end of the spectrum.)
May 10th
May 9th
This Week's Guru: Al Giordano
He’s been the voice of reason through the whole mess. And now that it’s over—and...
May 9th
Oh my. The Earthwing “Mystery Model” revealed....
May 9th
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A walk through the Capitol, a celebration of American poise. [Via AG]
May 9th
Pandas and Appendages
Two great tastes. MoSex hunts for a wildlife pornographer. Ability to sculpt “anatomically...
May 9th
May 9th
"I Will Fuck You All in Half!"
In poor taste, as AS notes—Hillary’s racist campaign is 100% sub-Nazi—but...
May 9th
As Slow as the Slowest Thinkers
Pundits declare the race over.
May 7th
Gladwell? Petraeus? Friedman?...
Clearly we need to stuff the ballot box for Samantha Power. (I’m going to pretend I...
May 7th
May 7th
Denver Gets Ready
“‘It is important because if you’re driving down the highway and you saw a crash...
May 7th
From Little George's Lips to the Supers'...
From Good Morning America (as in “wake up and stop this fucking nonsense”): “More...
May 7th
May 7th
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Can’t believe I missed this when I was plugging last week and tooling for graft. In an ideal...
May 5th
May 5th
In the Footsteps of Crapper & Titsling
Unbeige 3.0 is going to write a book about walking in New York. It’s funny because her last...
May 5th
Slipping at Obama HQ? I like the sea of people they’ve...
May 5th
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The grail: part one of an old Immanuel Velikovsky doc. Plus unverified Catherine Wilson cameo at...
May 5th
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May 5th
Just When I Thought I Could Get Through...
…without puking. The definitive wingnut embrace of Hillary Clinton.
May 5th
May 5th
Live Blogging! Instant Fake "Power...
Beevil is an alien, not an Evil Master. This time I choose Mighty Morphin’. Triceratops Blue...
May 4th
That’s the beginning of a pretty big circle.
May 4th
Words Matter: Uptight Edition
Van Brunt Street, 9:00 last night Large black Muslim woman approaches, talking to three little...
May 3rd
This Week's Guru: Kevin Barnes
As promised. This is the feel-good closer to Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer? And...
May 2nd
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It is pointless to resist.
May 2nd
News flash for architecture geeks and urban design wonks:...
May 2nd
May 1st
Perils of Facebook V
Watch and note. There are 500+ Andrew Sullivan’s on Facebook. The group, “Andrew...
May 1st
May 1st
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For Annie, with love.
May 1st
Apr
Ass Over Tea Kettle
I think I picked this up from my father. I’ve been writing it a lot.
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
I do. And I was supposed to present tonight. But I’ve...
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
Words Matter: Catastrophism Edition
This guy’s heart is in the right place. But statements like this don’t help: “I...
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
Live Blogging! One Minute of "Power...
Ninja Storm always delivers: I got tired of the same old rags so I busted out the phat gear. May I...
Apr 29th
Dig If U Will the Picture
McBickle just cracked my shit up.
Apr 29th
Flew to Milwaukee and back. Hadn’t been there in 19...
Apr 29th
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Feel free to watch this over and over. It’s easier that way. Here’s dessert.
Apr 28th
Just woke up from a nap. Naps are evil. This is my brain on...
Apr 28th
So One Dumb Girl Jumps from a Bridge...
…and now they’re gonna ban shrooms in Amsterdam? Sullivan is pissed. And the timing is...
Apr 27th
This may will be the last of these for a while.
Apr 26th
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It went like this. My friend Kate just started an irresistible Facebook group called Not for...
Apr 26th
This Week's Guru: Bowie
The obsession continues. Stopped in to see my favorite Smith Street shop girl this afternoon....
Apr 25th
I think we may have a winner.
Apr 25th
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I don’t agree with any of this. Texting is to love as birds are to flight.
Apr 25th
Apr 24th
Identification with the Aggressor
Remember, O my flock, when I was musing that there must be a psychoanalytical term-of-art to...
Apr 23rd
Help Us, Hoosiers. You're Our Only Hope
Have you ever driven through Indiana? As soon as you cross the line, it’s all country music...
Apr 23rd
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A worse fate than dying the day before the Aliens land? Being credulous.
Apr 23rd
The Rapture
Be grateful for what we’ve been spared.
Apr 23rd
For the Record: @ Gawker Edition
I am so much better looking than Jonathan Safran Foer.
Apr 23rd
The viral cosmos. We’re out in the Oort Cloud waving...
Apr 23rd
It is so clearly time to move to Queens. Or just stop...
Apr 23rd
Apr 23rd
8.6%, Kids, 8.6%
If I hear/read another daftsinine reporter/pundit call this a ten point win I’m going to freak...
Apr 23rd
Endorser's Regret
Might have to start reading The Times again. At least the editorials.
Apr 23rd
The Hillary Flu
I’m sick. Sick! Sick for the first time in years. I blame Hillary, naturally, but the cure can...
Apr 23rd
Apr 23rd
Is Nicole Lapin’s minor hotness enough to make up for...
Apr 23rd
MemeAlert™: Strange Stinks Edition
On 30 Rock last week—who knows anymore when things actually “air”?—Jack...
Apr 21st
Apr 21st
Words Matter: Condiment Edition
Feel the poverty of consensus: “Soon there were Ketchup, Catsup, Catchup, Katsup, Catsip,...
Apr 21st
Something else to Obuoy you before the idiocy returns in...
Apr 21st
Just When I Thought I Could Get Through...
…without a reminder that HRC is a disgusting GOP plant: red phone II.
Apr 21st
You’ve seen it before. But never grafted into the...
Apr 21st
End Times Novelty
War. Pestilence. Economic collapse. Sure. But no rice? “The curbs and shortages are being...
Apr 21st
Ochs. Sulzberger. Ochs-Sulzberger....
It makes perfect sense.
Apr 21st
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Lite perspective before we slide into PA panic. Also Bob Schieffer rules.
Apr 21st
Apr 21st
Live Blogging! Nine Minutes of Star...
From Episode VI: “I must be allowed to speak.” The Hutt laughs. “In his belly...
Apr 20th
Apr 20th
So Velikovsky
“When Israel went forth from Egypt, Jacob’s household from a people of alien tongue, Judah...
Apr 20th
C'mon, Woman: It's Over
When even Ambinder is feeling the magic, it’s time to pack it in.
Apr 19th
Apr 19th
This guy wasn’t at the Friday Night Rip. But...
Apr 19th
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In case you missed it: the campaign summarized in three minutes. [Via AS]
Apr 18th
Apr 18th
The Fierce Urgency of Now
Howard Dean remembers he’s in charge. Thanks ABC!
Apr 18th
The Daughter of the Sun
Apr 18th
Apr 17th
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What’s that at the 1:20 mark? He does a little cheek scratch. With his middle finger. As he...
Apr 17th
It's the Analrapy, Stupid
Older guys expect certain things. What a fun, sexy time for her.
Apr 17th
Silly robots, always getting lost.
Apr 17th
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That time of day.
Apr 16th
So Much More There Than AS
Once again, one of Andrew Sullivan’s flock breaks it down. Hard. “This is about choosing...
Apr 16th
The Truth Outs: OB/GYN Edition
I’ve been saying this for years. Though not in quite these terms: “We must keep in mind...
Apr 16th
Apr 16th
Query: Man Crush or Metamorphosis?
After like ten years of pretty much not giving a fuck what architects think about what I write about...
Apr 16th
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Hillary, then and now. Or the ravages of mendacity.
Apr 16th
In which I ruminate on longboards, speed and the power of...
Apr 16th
Apr 16th
Ghosts in the algorithm: the ads Google picked for my new...
Apr 16th
This Week's Guru: Kaspar Spurgeon...
Broadway Bomb winner eats it at the bottom of my favorite hill.
Apr 15th
Apr 15th
Bumpy and Bitter
Read this right now, because Al knows all, then watch this (after scrolling down a tad), because...
Apr 15th
Open Letter: Self-Destruction, Creation...
This just in (and duly noted) from McBickle: “i like jung’s idea of it: ‘The...
Apr 15th
Just When I Thought I Could Get Through...
…without wishing I had a panel of scientists to advise me on my every move. Also: a fearsome...
Apr 15th
Apr 15th
Apr 15th
BREAKING: Random KY Republican a Racist...
Dog bites boy.
Apr 14th
Paradigm shifters
Apr 14th
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In honor of Denton getting Politico to post the hallowed term ass-fucking.
Apr 14th
Apr 14th
A big red button that does something. [Via Kottke]
Apr 14th
Apr 14th
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You think, man, there’s no way it can go anywhere. There’s always a way.
Apr 14th
Pander Cocktail, Straight Up
Heading out to the bar to meet one very special girl. But will she drink tequila like a normal...
Apr 14th
Crab roll, anyone?
Apr 13th
“Is there some principal of nature which states that we...
Apr 13th
Too hard. Too loud. But very fast.
Apr 13th
Apr 13th
Hope
Please god let it be true.
Apr 13th
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She’s stuck. Stuck in his mind. She’s a…mindsticker. Dulcet version here.
Apr 12th
Just When I Thought I Could Get Through...
…without regretting my equanimity: the dumbest faux flap yet.
Apr 12th
Where in the world?
Apr 12th
Andrew Sullivan discovers archiblather.
Apr 11th
Perils of Facebook IV
You’ve got to give them credit—when they fuck up, they fix it quick. Who among us can...
Apr 11th
Apr 11th
Signs and Portents
It’s not so bad having Hillary linger since she’s stopped the attacks and is serving as...